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Roles in Heaven : *
*Brahma* Systems Installation
*Vishnu * Systems Administration & Support
*Lakshmi * Finance and Accounts consultant
*Saraswati* &nb sp; Training and Knowledge Management
*Shiva* DBA (Crash Specialist)
*Ganesh * Quality Assuarance & Documentation
*Narada* Data transfer
*Yama* Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant
*Chitragupta* IDP & Personal Records
*Apsaras* Downloadable Viruses
*Devas* Mainframe Programmers
*Surya* Solaris Administrator
*Rakshasas * In house Hackers
*Ravan * Internet Explorer WWWF *Kumbhakarnan* Zombie Process
* Lakshman* Support Software and Backup
*Hanuman * Linux/s390
* Vaali* MS Windows
*Sugreeva* DOS
*Jatayu* Firewall
*Dronacharya* System Programmer
*Vishwamitra * Sr. Manager Projects
*Shakuni* Annual appraisal & Promotion
*Valmiki * Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)
*Dharmaraj Yudhishthira* ISO Consultant (CMM level 5)
*Arjun * Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)
*Abhimanyu* Trainee Programmer
*Draupadi * Motivation & Team building
* Bhima* MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM
*Duryodhana * Microsoft product Written in VB
*Karna* Contract programmer
*Dhrutarashtra* Visual C++
*Gandhari* Dreamweaver
*100 Kaur avas * Microsoft Service Packs and patches

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MBA Vs BCom Student
This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a
\n Indian......\n \n A MBA and a BCom go on a camping trip, set up their tent,and \n fall asleep. Some hours later, the BCom student wakes up his MBA friend. " look up at the sky above and tell me what you see." The MBA replies, "I see a million stars." \n "What does that tell you?" The MBA ponders for a minute. \n\n "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.\n Theologically, it\'s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.",1]
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competition organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian...... A MBA and a BCom go on a camping trip, set up their tent,and fall asleep. Some hours later, the BCom student wakes up his MBA friend. " look up at the sky above and tell me what you see." The MBA replies, "I see a million stars." "What does that tell you?" The MBA ponders for a minute.
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
" What does it tell you?" \n The BCom student is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Practically........Someone has stolen our tent".\n \n \n\nWith best regards,\n\n \nDeepak J Bhaskari (\n디퍽 \n바스커리),Rotating Eqpt Engr - Mechanical Engineering Team,------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nG S Engineering & Construction Co.18th Floor, Yonsei Building,\nOpposite Seoul Railway Station,\nNamdaemun-Ro 5-Ga, Joong-Gu,",1]
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" What does it tell you?" The BCom student is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Practically........Someone has stolen our tent".
On airport hindu, Muslim & Sardar waiting for the son. Hindu:Mera Amirzada aa Raha hai... Muslim : Mera Nawabzada Aa Raha HAi Sardar: Mera Haramzada Aa Raha HAi